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Parody Don't play with firewalls
HICKAM AIR FORCE BASE, HAWAII (AFPN) — Fire­wall fighters from the 15th Cyber­space Engi­neer Squad­ron Fire­wall Pro­tec­tion Flight train on a legacy sewage pump sta­tion at Hickam Air Force Base. Safety offi­cials re­mind people it doesn't take much of a hacker to turn this worst-case scenario into reality when people don't pay atten­tion to the secu­rity of the Super­visory Con­trol And Data Acqui­si­tion (SCADA) equip­ment that guards vital Air Force sewage treat­ment plants. "An entire air base could be flooded with raw sewage," said one offi­cial, "or chemi­cal weapons like chlorine and flourine could be injected into an air base's potable water supply," if care­less people fail to change the default pass­words on SCADA com­pu­ters. (Courtesy photo)
Parody Self defense course kicks way into training
FORT DIX, NEW JERSEY (AFPN) — Master Sgt. Jack Smith teaches stu­dents in the Advanced Compu­metrics Skills Training Course how to disarm an attacker who is holding a com­pu­ter mouse in Linux Inter­net Network-override Engage­ment training during a class session at the U.S. Air Force Expe­di­tionary Center. LINE training is one of the newest self-defense tech­niques offered at the center. Ser­geant Smith is a 421st Com­pu­ter Training Squad­ron instruc­tor. (U.S. Air Force photo/Tech. Sgt. Scott T. Sturkol)
Parody Exercise Primitive Computing '10 teaches Airmen to survive
INTERNET AIR FORCE BASE, .MIL (AFPN) — Staff Sgt. Tobi Erskine "multi­tasks" during Exer­cise PRIMI­TIVE COM­PU­TING, which teaches Air Force per­sonnel how to survive & operate during a cyber attack. Instant messaging is replaced with a primi­tive IM device such as a wired tele­phone, and key­boards are replaced with a primi­tive I/O device such as a ball­point pen. A paper-based news web­site (visible in fore­ground) is distri­buted to Airmen in lieu of CNN.com. (U.S. Air Force photo/Airman 1st Class Justin Goodrich)
Parody Cyber 'chute' to safety
DOVER AIR FORCE BASE, DE (AFPN) — Master Sgt. Thomas Scheving begins his descent in a Baker Life Chute from the cat­walk of the Dover Air Force Base, Dela­ware, cyber traffic control tower during a cyber drill. The chute was installed to allow con­trol­lers a safe descent to the ground in the event of a cyber attack. Once in the chute, the person keeps his body straight, hands over­head, and con­trols the rate of descent with foot pedals. Ser­geant Scheving is the cyber tower con­trol­ler with the 436th Cyber Opera­tions Support Squad­ron. (U.S. Air Force photo/Tech. Sgt. Kevin Wallace)
Parody Afghan children get high-tech gear for school
KABUL, AFGHANISTAN (AFPN) — Tech. Sgt. Shelly Ward distri­butes mouse­pads, com­pu­ter secu­rity ethics pam­phlets, and other essen­tial school supplies to chil­dren at a school in down­town Kabul, Afghan­i­stan. Ser­geant Ward and other volun­teers from the Cyber Secu­rity Tran­si­tion Com­mand volun­teered in the com­mu­nity rela­tions trip spon­sored by coali­tion cyber­space secu­rity forces. (U.S. Air Force photo/Senior Airman Stacia Zachary)
Parody Cyber Team streams video at Busch Series Race
IVO NELLIS AIR FORCE BASE, NEVADA (AFPN) — The United States Air Force Cyber Drill Team auto­graphs AF cyber­space recruiting pos­ters after they streamed a near-realtime video feed of their perfor­mance at the Las Vegas Motor Speed­way, Las Vegas, Nev. The Cyber Team is the traveling com­po­nent of the Air Force Cyber Guard and tours Air Force bases world wide show­casing the pre­ci­sion of today's Air Force to recruit, retain, and inspire Airmen for the Air Force cyber­space mission. (U.S. Air Force photo/Airman 1st Class Rusti Caraker)
Parody Internet security Airmen protect Iraq's combat cyberpower hub
BALAD AIR BASE, IRAQ (AFPN) — Airman 1st Class Marquis Garvin uses a man-portable com­pu­ter virus detec­tor to decon­tam­i­nate a Syman­tec con­trac­tor who had just returned from cleaning up an infected net­work server at Balad Air Base, Iraq. Airman Garvin is assigned to the 332nd Inter­net Secu­rity Forces Squad­ron; the Syman­tec worker's face & name cannot be revealed for secu­rity reasons. Iraqi insur­gents have placed a high priority on killing Syman­tec employees who are vital to the success of coali­tion forces. "I know I'm risking my life just by being here," the Syman­tec con­trac­tor said, "but if I can stop one com­pu­ter virus from falling into the insur­gents' hands, then the risk is worth it..." (U.S. Air Force photo/Staff Sgt. Michael R. Holzworth)
Parody Working dog teams search, patrol cyberspace together
AL UDEID AIR BASE, QATAR (AFPN) — Tech. Sgt. Bob Weigold walks his Inter­net explo­sive detec­tion dog, Tivo, along the net­work peri­meter of the base fire­wall at Al Udeid Air Base in Qatar. Tivo is specially trained to sniff out Inter­net Explo­sive Devices (IEDs). Sergeant Weigold is the 379th Cyber­space Secu­rity Forces Squad­ron Mili­tary Working Dog Sec­tion element leader. (U.S. Air Force photo/Tech. Sgt. Frank Hatcher)
Parody Nuclear warhead antivirus update
F.E. WARREN AIR FORCE BASE, WY (AFPN) — First Lt. Matthew Bejcek (front) and Capt. Mark Olenick up­date the anti­virus soft­ware in mul­tiple Minute­man III inter­con­ti­nen­tal bal­lis­tic missiles from their launch con­trol center. They are missile net­work crew mem­bers with the 90th Cyber­space Wing at F.E. Warren Air Force Base, Wyoming. The nuclear war­head anti­virus soft­ware must be up­dated every 15 minutes to guard against "zero-day" com­pu­ter secu­rity threats... (U.S. Air Force photo/Senior Airman Javier Cruz Jr.)
Parody Airmen capture insurgents' mainframe, CD-ROM duplicator
UNDISCLOSED LOCATION, IRAQ (AFPN) — Airmen assigned to the 332nd Inter­net Ord­nance Dispo­sal Squad­ron dis­play a main­frame com­pu­ter and a CD-ROM dupli­ca­tor that was cap­tured in a cyber-raid out­side of Baghdad. "A suicide hacker could have used this com­pu­ter equip­ment to cause a lot of death and destruc­tion," said one official... (U.S. Air Force photo/Senior Airman Jamie Train)
American, Japanese airmen launch cyber-attacks in Geek Edge '10
Yokota installs emergency communications backup system
AFMC commander proves CAC is viable in Southwest Asia
Unsecured home networks open door for Article 15, court-martial
Kadena installs emergency telecom backup system
NATO team ensures safe networks during Virus Summit
Reservists add major adjustments to T-1 router training
Information managers train for future wars
McChord AFB is officially renamed "Microsoft AFB"
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