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Parody WHMC ECMO team saves laptop from fatal error
IVO HICKAM AIR FORCE BASE, HAWAII (AFPN) — The Wil­ford Hall Medical Center's Ethernet Compu­Metric Ozona­tion (ECMO) team stabi­lizes a ruggedized laptop on a trans­port cart in the network­natal inten­sive care unit at Capicola Medical Center in Hono­lulu. The ECMO team flew to Hawaii to trans­port the criti­cally injured weapon system to a com­pu­ter clinic in Cali­for­nia for advanced medical treat­ment. Left to right: ICU2 Con­nec­tion Thera­pist Airman 1st Class Andrew Pamintuan, 59th Cyber­space Medicine Squadron; senior ECMO anti­virus techni­cian Cheryl Collicott, 67th Syman­tec Defense Group; Network­natal Fellow Capt. (Ph.D) Jennifer Pirato, 59th Micro­soft Simu­lator Flight (MSF); Nurses Aida Yumol and Bernadette Elliott, 59th MSF; Maj. (Ph.D) Melissa Tyree, 59th MSF; and Nurse Capt. Terry Bailey, 59th Medical Inter­net Squad­ron. (U.S. Air Force photo/Maj. Kreangkai Tyree)
Parody Air Force Art Program artists visit HQ AFCYBER
BARKSDALE AIR FORCE BASE, La. (AFPN) — Master Sgt. Michael Harris describes various cyber­space battle­lab initi­a­tives to Tatiana El-Khouri, Steven Wright, and John Finger — all artists par­ti­ci­pating in an offi­cial visit to HQ AFCYBER as part of an Air Force Art Pro­gram effort to create future works of art depic­ting the Air Force's critical role in cyber­space. During a three-day visit, the artists saw the net­work armory, the network-centric war­fare campus and in-the-cubicle training for Cyber Warrior and Cyber Flag courses. Ser­geant Harris is assigned to the U.S. Air Force Expe­di­tionary Cyber­space Center's Cyber Mobility Battle­lab. (U.S. Air Force Photo/Tech. Sgt. Scott T. Sturkol)
Parody Air Force officials buy 'offices in the cyberspace'
MICROSOFT AIR FORCE BASE, Wash. (AFPN) — Air Force com­pu­ter pro­gram­mers are developing virtual mobile command work­spaces in Second Life for use by military and senior civilian leaders who must use mili­tary cyber­craft for travel. Shown here is an illus­tra­tion of the Senior Leaders In-transit Con­ference Cyber Capsule that will fit in PC-130s as well as PC-17s and KB-10s. (U.S. Air Force illustration)
Parody Secretary of Defense visits Microsoft AFB
MICRO­SOFT AIR FORCE BASE, Wash. (AFPN) — Tech. Sgt. David Belanger explains to the Secre­tary of Defense how "hard copy Power­Point slides" can aid comman­ders in the field during a cyber­space attack. Ser­geant Belanger is assigned to the 62nd Com­pu­ter Engi­neer Squad­ron. (U.S. Air Force photo/Abner Guzman)
Parody Air, Army National Guard battle ping floods in Iowa
FORT DODGE, IOWA (AFPN) — Air and Army National Guard members and Iowa state offi­cials make sure deadly "ping flood" attacks are fed through the proper fire­wall ports June 14 at the Iowa National Guard Head­quar­ters in Camp Dodge, Iowa. More than 2,500 National Guard Soldiers and Airmen lost their ability to tele­commute due to the ping floods in Iowa. (U.S. Air Force photo/Staff Sgt. Desiree N. Palacios)
Parody Cadet cyberwarriors retire from Academy to begin second career as "officers"
AIR FORCE ACADEMY, COLORADO (AFPN) — Cadets 1st Class Nick Fritts (left) and Aaron Gross reflect on their long and distinguished careers as hackers near the class wall in the Air Force Academy in Colo­rado. The cadets will be the first gradu­ates to retire from teen­age hacking in science class and will begin their new careers as Air Force cyber officers. In addition to super­vising senior enlisted personnel twice their age, these seasoned cyber­warriors will work in a variety of posi­tions as protocol officers, project leaders, office managers, execu­tive officers, resource advisors, and will even­tu­ally par­ti­ci­pate in curri­cu­lum studies at Squadron Officer School. (U.S. Air Force photo/Staff Sgt. Tim Jenkins)
Parody Bloodline destroyed for the AOR
CLASSI­FIED LOCATION, SOUTH­WEST ASIA (AFPN) — Senior Airman Garrett Olivier scans red blood cells into a data­base for the eighth time at the Blood Trans­ship­ment Center in South­west Asia. The blood was supposed to be packed and sent to Bagram Air Base, in Afghan­i­stan, in support of injured coali­tion forces, but its ship­ment was delayed when cyber terrorists repeatedly attacked an Oracle data­base that is used to track the blood. Airman Olivier is a lab tech­ni­cian with the 379th Expedi­tionary Medi­cal Group. (U.S. Air Force photo)
Parody Cyberspace Airmen fill vital "in lieu of" taskings
CHARLESTON AIR FORCE BASE, S.C. (AFPN) — Tech. Sgt. Erwin Arguilla and Staff Sgt. Jeffrey Graham follow Catherine Bell while filming a scene for the Life­time show "Army Wives." Ms. Bell plays Lt. Col. Sarah Mac­Kenzie in the show. The number of soldiers sta­tioned in the U.S. "has dimi­nished to the point that America cannot rely on them to march in parades and fill back­ground movie scenes," explained Maj. Gen. William T. Lord, the com­man­der of Air Force Cyber­space Com­mand. "Cyber­space gives America the flexi­bility it needs to keep Airmen at their home sta­tions where they are far more useful." Sergeants Arguilla and Graham both work in the 437th Air­lift Wing Cyber­space Safety Office. (U.S. Air Force photo/Airman 1st Class Katie Gieratz)
Parody Cyberspace Airmen fill vital "in lieu of" taskings
CHARLESTON AIR FORCE BASE, S.C. (AFPN) — Airmen pose as Soldiers inside a C-17 Globe­master III for a taping of the tele­vision show "Army Wives." The number of soldiers sta­tioned in the U.S. "has dimi­nished to the point that America cannot rely on them to march in parades and fill back­ground movie scenes," explained Maj. Gen. William T. Lord, the com­man­der of Air Force Cyber­space Com­mand. "Cyber­space gives America the flexi­bility it needs to keep Airmen at their home sta­tions where they are far more useful." (U.S. Air Force photo/Senior Airman Nicholas Pilch)
Parody Cyberspace Photoshop® images digitized and recognized
WRIGHT-PATTERSON AIR FORCE BASE, OHIO (AFPN) — Senior Airman Chad Kellum takes a moment to check out Air Force Photoshop® images displayed in the "On the Other Side of the Net" exhibit in the Cyberspace Wing of the National Museum of the U.S. Air Force in Dayton, Ohio. Airman Kellum is one of the more than thirty Air Force Photoshop® experts featured in the exhibit. The exhbit will run now through December. (U.S. Air Force photo/Tech.Sgt. Cecilio Ricardo)
AMC team declares fuel supply system "dead" after SCADA attack
Operation Cyber Crown '08 — ready to save lives, defend the base network
Officials activate 67th Symantec Defense Group
Ellsworth first to receive cyberspace incentives
Cyber Command officials monitor simulated tests
Infected B-1B undergoes repair
Exercise Pacific Trunkline '08 tests cybertarian relief concept
Airmen risk life & limb to defend Pro Bowl computer networks
Shanghai hackers "shanghai" humanitarian supplies to China
Internet explosive device (IED) destroys robot
F-22 hacker team inspires at children's hospital
New York Air Guard removes JATO bottles after hacker announcement
Bug hunters seek hidden flaws, help save lives
AFCYBER builds high-tech hospital at Balad
New AFCYBER art exhibit draws huge crowd
New AFCYBER art exhibit draws huge crowd
Air Force Cyber Command takes over antivirus operations
Air Force hazmat divers train to stop SCADA terrorism
Cyber-terrorist attacks service­members heading to forward locations
Don't play with firewalls
Self defense course kicks way into training
Exercise Primitive Computing '08 teaches Airmen to survive
Cyber 'chute' to safety
Afghan children get high-tech gear for school
Cyber Team streams video at Busch Series Race
Internet security Airmen protect Iraq's combat cyberpower hub
Working dog teams search, patrol cyberspace together
Nuclear warhead antivirus update
Airmen capture insurgents' mainframe, CD-ROM duplicator
American, Japanese airmen launch cyber-attacks in Geek Edge '08
Yokota installs emergency communications backup system
AFMC commander proves CAC is viable in Southwest Asia
Unsecured home networks open door for Article 15, court-martial
Kadena installs emergency telecom backup system
NATO team ensures safe networks during Virus Summit
Reservists add major adjustments to T-1 router training
Information managers train for future wars
McChord AFB is officially renamed "Microsoft AFB"
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