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		<title>New treatments for warriors&#8217; cyberlogical care examined</title>
		<link>http://humorcontrol.org/2008/11/07/cyberlogical/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 08 Nov 2008 01:11:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Your Emcee</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Trau­matic brain over­load is common with infor­ma­tion over­loads caused by Inter­net explo­sive devices (IEDs) or pene­trating thoughts. These types of over­loads have become rela­tively common in U.S. mili­tary forces who have remotely logged into Iraq and Afghanistan...]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<img style='float: left; margin-right: 10px; border: none;' src='http://www.gravatar.com/avatar.php?gravatar_id=54f1ed1752de91d9cff61de9048aee9a&amp;default=http://HumorControl.org/wp-content/uploads/default-gravatar.png' alt='No Gravatar' width=40 height=40/><p>Trau­matic brain over­load is common with infor­ma­tion over­loads caused by Inter­net explo­sive devices (IEDs) or pene­trating thoughts. These types of over­loads have become rela­tively common in U.S. mili­tary forces who have remotely logged into Iraq and Afghanistan&#8230;</p>
<p><strong><a href="/usaf/pr/2008/11/7">Click here</a></strong> to read the full Air Force press release.</p>
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		<title>Honeyblog: Survival News Network</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 05 Nov 2008 23:10:37 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Someone probably failed to look at the URL <em>and</em> failed to read its content (!) during a quick search for "related blogs"...]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<img style='float: left; margin-right: 10px; border: none;' src='http://www.gravatar.com/avatar.php?gravatar_id=54f1ed1752de91d9cff61de9048aee9a&amp;default=http://HumorControl.org/wp-content/uploads/default-gravatar.png' alt='No Gravatar' width=40 height=40/><p><div id="attachment_160" class="wp-caption alignright" style="width: 160px"><a href="/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/survival-news-network.jpg"><img src="/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/survival-news-network-150x150.jpg" alt="Survival News Network gets duped" title="Survival News Network" width="150" height="150" class="size-thumbnail wp-image-160" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">Survival News Network gets duped</p></div><span class="boldsmallcaps">The </span><a href="http://www.survivalnewsnetwork.com/air-force-leaders-work-to-develop-cyberspace-roadmap" target=_blank><span class="boldsmallcaps">Survival News</span> Network</a> posted a link to our &#8220;<a href="/2008/09/17/opsec" target=_blank>AFCYBER motivational poster</a>&#8221; blog entry.  Someone probably failed to look at the URL <em>and</em> failed to read its content (!) during a quick search for &#8220;related blogs&#8221;&#8230;</p>
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		<title>Why I chose not to recaption this photo</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 30 Aug 2008 05:01:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Rob</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Alex Lee]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Eielson AFB]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Jonathan Snyder]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Not every USAF photo deserves to be recaptioned...]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<img style='float: left; margin-right: 10px; border: none;' src='http://www.gravatar.com/avatar.php?gravatar_id=bdcb96e1eef7a51c410f32b58a30b06b&amp;default=http://HumorControl.org/wp-content/uploads/default-gravatar.png' alt='No Gravatar' width=40 height=40/><div class="wp-caption alignright" style="width: 190px"><a href="http://www.af.mil/shared/media/photodb/photos/080822-F-4127S-153.jpg"><img alt="Alex Lee looks through an F-16 Fighting Falcon simulator head-up display during a simulated mission Aug. 22 at Eielson Air Force Base, Alaska.  Alex was born with congenital heart defects and Down syndrome and was selected by the Make-A-Wish Foundation for the Pilot for a Day program.  The purpose of the program is to ease the pain of children who lost a normal childhood due to illnesses or disabilities.  (U.S. Air Force photo/Airman 1st Class Jonathan Snyder)" src="http://www.af.mil/shared/media/photodb/photos/080822-F-4127S-153.jpg" target=_blank title="Eielson Airmen turn child into pilot for a day" width="180" height="120" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">Alex Lee looks through an F-16 Fighting Falcon simu&#173;la&#173;tor head-up display during a simu&#173;lated mission Aug. 22 at Eielson Air Force Base, Alaska.  Alex was born with con&#173;gen&#173;i&#173;tal heart defects and Down syn&#173;drome and was selected by the Make-A-Wish Foun&#173;da&#173;tion for the Pilot for a Day pro&#173;gram.  The pur&#173;pose of the pro&#173;gram is to ease the pain of children who lost a normal child&#173;hood due to ill&#173;nesses or disa&#173;bilities.  (U.S. Air Force photo/Airman 1st Class Jona&#173;than Snyder)</p></div>
<p><span class="boldsmallcaps">I check the</span> U.S. Air Force website daily for any photos I can &#8220;recaption&#8221; on <a href="/usaf" target=_blank title="USAF parodies">the parody website</a>.  The one seen here instantly caught my eye, titled &#8220;Eielson Airmen turn child into pilot for a day.&#8221;  A recaptioned title practically writes itself: &#8220;Youngest commissioned pilot joins Cyberspace Command&#8230;&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8230;But I <em>also</em> know the Air Force &amp; all of her sister services <a href="http://www.dosomethingamazing.com" target=_blank title="USAF's 'do something amazing' website">do amazing things</a> all over the world for <strong>kids in need</strong>.  <a href="http://www.pjsinnam.com/War_on_Terror/Komodo_11/Maltz.htm" target=_blank title="Tribute page for a fallen hero">MSgt Michael Maltz</a>, for example, lost his life on a mission to rescue two injured children in Afghanistan.  In 2003 I conducted an interview with an Air Force doctor whose team absolutely refused to give up on an Iraqi girl with burns over nearly her entire body.  I know for a fact Airmen in Iraq routinely visited orphanages in 2003 just to give those kids the love &amp; attention they so rightfully deserve.</p>
<p>And I just can&#8217;t bring myself to recaption a photo like this one.  It tugs at my heartstrings.</p>
<p>Who knows why.  Maybe it&#8217;s because I saw too many children in pain during my Iraq tour &mdash; from a young boy mangled by an improvised explosive, to a baby killed in a car bombing.  Or maybe it&#8217;s because I volunteered for the Muscular Dystrophy summer camps in the 1970s &amp; 1980s.  I don&#8217;t know.</p>
<p>&#8220;But Rob, what about <a href="/usaf/photo/?startat=14" target=_blank>this recaptioned photo</a>?&#8221;  You ask a very good question.  I stand on two points: (1) it focuses on the Airman, <em>not</em> the child in the designer hoodie; and (2) it involves donated school supplies.  In other words, it&#8217;s one of many <em>{ahem}</em> banal feel-good PR photos out there.</p>
<p>But take heart.  There <em>is</em> a line I won&#8217;t cross for recaptioned photos&#8230;</p>
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