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		<title>Twitter founder predicts &#8220;thousands&#8221; of users will die in Iran</title>
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				<category><![CDATA[Gov't & military]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Biz Stone]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Most of those who will die have each opened a second Twitter account to avoid detection by Iran's Revolutionary Guards...]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<img style='float: left; margin-right: 10px; border: none;' src='http://www.gravatar.com/avatar.php?gravatar_id=54f1ed1752de91d9cff61de9048aee9a&amp;default=http://HumorControl.org/wp-content/uploads/default-gravatar.png' alt='No Gravatar' width=40 height=40/><p>Twitter founder Biz Stone, speaking by phone on &#8220;The Colbert Report,&#8221; predicted his company will lose &#8220;thousands&#8221; of Twitter users in Iran &#8220;when the civil war begins.&#8221;  Stone went on to say he&#8217;s &#8220;proud&#8221; to be stoking a civil war in a second-world country.  &#8220;Twitter users around the world are dedicated to the notion of free speech.  They&#8217;ll gladly give their lives in a hail of military gunfire so their children can freely type 140 characters into a cell phone.&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;I of course regret the fact Iran&#8217;s Revolutionary Guard will track down Twitter users and kill them for the capital crime of micro-blogging,&#8221; Stone added.  &#8220;But that&#8217;s the power of Twitter for you.&#8221;</p>
<p>Stone went on to predict &#8220;millions of Twitter users&#8221; might die if North Korea invades South Korea as is widely expected.  &#8220;South Koreans will be tweeting nonstop, and North Korean soldiers will have to kill them just to keep a lid on the news,&#8221; he said.  &#8220;We&#8217;ll gladly postpone our routine maintenance if it will help more South Koreans to stand before a firing squad&#8230;&#8221;</p>
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