HumorControl.org » McAfee http://humorcontrol.org Change your password or the terrorists will win Fri, 19 Jun 2009 02:27:13 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2 en hourly 1 Official McAfee tweet drops an F-bomb http://humorcontrol.org/2009/06/02/mcafee-3/ http://humorcontrol.org/2009/06/02/mcafee-3/#comments Wed, 03 Jun 2009 03:48:51 +0000 Your Emcee http://humorcontrol.org/?p=186

An unretouched screenshot of the McAfee AVERT Labs Twitter account. Complete with F-bomb! Click on the image to see it in all its glory. It reads:

F-bomb in an official McAfee tweet

McAfeeAvertLabs China Starts Coordinated Internet Blackout Ahead of Tiananmen Anniversary http://tinyurl.com/nmnvoh [RT @circleid:—

Decorum prevents me from quoting the rest of McAfee’s tweet.

Now go read this column…

]]> http://humorcontrol.org/2009/06/02/mcafee-3/feed/ 0 McAfee products not used in Chinese Army computer attacks http://humorcontrol.org/2007/08/28/mcafee-2/ http://humorcontrol.org/2007/08/28/mcafee-2/#comments Tue, 28 Aug 2007 05:01:49 +0000 Your Emcee http://humorcontrol.org/?p=99

The company insists “we were very careful to obtain an implicit agreement that Beijing would only use our Digital Weapon™ products in the pursuit of peaceful international cooperation…”

Click here to read the full press release.

]]> http://humorcontrol.org/2007/08/28/mcafee-2/feed/ 0 McAfee, Inc. deletes ‘Low’ from Global Threat Condition barometer http://humorcontrol.org/2007/08/18/mcafee/ http://humorcontrol.org/2007/08/18/mcafee/#comments Sat, 18 Aug 2007 05:01:38 +0000 Your Emcee http://humorcontrol.org/?p=87

In related news, the company also announced it has added ‘Intense’ to its Global Threat Condition barometer, for situations above & beyond ‘Critical’…

Click here to read the full press release.

]]> http://humorcontrol.org/2007/08/18/mcafee/feed/ 0 McAfee’s dossier on Rob Rosenberger http://humorcontrol.org/2007/04/01/dossier/ http://humorcontrol.org/2007/04/01/dossier/#comments Sun, 01 Apr 2007 05:01:17 +0000 Rob http://humorcontrol.org/?p=92

The company has confirmed Yours Truly worked for the CIA. I can only upload one copyrighted page under the Fair Use Doctrine…

Click here to read the excerpt.

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