HumorControl.org » USAF http://humorcontrol.org Change your password or the terrorists will win Fri, 19 Jun 2009 02:27:13 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2 en hourly 1 More recaptioned USAF photos http://humorcontrol.org/2009/04/11/recaptioned/ http://humorcontrol.org/2009/04/11/recaptioned/#comments Sun, 12 Apr 2009 00:57:26 +0000 Your Emcee http://humorcontrol.org/?p=167

The U.S. Air Force may be feelin’ low over their failure to launch Cyber Command.  Let’s hope this latest string of recaptioned photos will give them something to laugh about…

Click here to see the new & improved photo captions.

]]> http://humorcontrol.org/2009/04/11/recaptioned/feed/ 0 New treatments for warriors’ cyberlogical care examined http://humorcontrol.org/2008/11/07/cyberlogical/ http://humorcontrol.org/2008/11/07/cyberlogical/#comments Sat, 08 Nov 2008 01:11:31 +0000 Your Emcee http://humorcontrol.org/?p=163

Trau­matic brain over­load is common with infor­ma­tion over­loads caused by Inter­net explo­sive devices (IEDs) or pene­trating thoughts. These types of over­loads have become rela­tively common in U.S. mili­tary forces who have remotely logged into Iraq and Afghanistan…

Click here to read the full Air Force press release.

]]> http://humorcontrol.org/2008/11/07/cyberlogical/feed/ 0 Honeyblog: Survival News Network http://humorcontrol.org/2008/11/05/snn/ http://humorcontrol.org/2008/11/05/snn/#comments Wed, 05 Nov 2008 23:10:37 +0000 Your Emcee http://humorcontrol.org/?p=159 and failed to read its content (!) during a quick search for "related blogs"...]]>

Survival News Network gets duped

Survival News Network gets duped

The Survival News Network posted a link to our “AFCYBER motivational poster” blog entry. Someone probably failed to look at the URL and failed to read its content (!) during a quick search for “related blogs”…

]]> http://humorcontrol.org/2008/11/05/snn/feed/ 0 Air Force buys Star Trek logo for cyber NAF http://humorcontrol.org/2008/10/26/star-trek/ http://humorcontrol.org/2008/10/26/star-trek/#comments Mon, 27 Oct 2008 04:43:44 +0000 Your Emcee http://humorcontrol.org/?p=156

The famous “arrowhead insignia” will bolster morale among uniformed personnel, many of whom are longtime fans of the legendary TV shows & movies. “Our peer-equivalent Airmen will become more effective in cyber and space” because they’ll be wearing the same futuristic emblem on their uniforms…

Click here to read the full Air Force press release.

]]> http://humorcontrol.org/2008/10/26/star-trek/feed/ 0 Did CHairforce.com kill Cyberspace Command? http://humorcontrol.org/2008/10/13/chairforce/ http://humorcontrol.org/2008/10/13/chairforce/#comments Mon, 13 Oct 2008 21:27:41 +0000 Your Emcee http://humorcontrol.org/?p=153

A “staff summary sheet” reveals that a retired four-star general “said he had heard that Chairforce.com played some sort of role in” the death of Air Force Cyberspace Command. “There is a .85 probability that [the Chairman of the Joint Chiefs] was swayed to request [AFCYBER's] postponement based on the supposed humor at Chairforce.com…”

Click here to read the staff summary sheet.

]]> http://humorcontrol.org/2008/10/13/chairforce/feed/ 0 AFCYBER motivational poster http://humorcontrol.org/2008/09/17/opsec/ http://humorcontrol.org/2008/09/17/opsec/#comments Thu, 18 Sep 2008 02:38:38 +0000 Your Emcee http://humorcontrol.org/?p=138

A member of the U.S. Navy “goat locker” fraternity asked for a motivational poster … based on Air Force Cyberspace Command’s humiliating classified publicity photo. The caption reads “OPSEC HORROR: Sanitize your work area BEFORE the photographer arrives.”

Right-click here to save the motivational poster to your computer. Bonus: click here for a serious review of AFCYBER’s classified publicity photo.

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